Who was that mystery guest at the party?
We’d like to introduce our Chief of Security. She’s always on the job. No bag, box, or container of any kind is allowed on the premises without a thorough search . . .
She does not hesitate to explain in great detail whenever something happens that does not suit her. The humans have been severely chastised on those occasions when the levels of the food dish or water dispenser dropped below acceptable levels or if she has not been properly adored when she felt she was due (pretty much all of the time).
She has been known to chase of intruders on the perimeter of the property from her observation post inside the building using nothing more than her extraordinary vocabulary augmented by her considerable attitude.
Congratulations to our staff member of the quarter – Precious!
We’d like to introduce our Chief of Security. She’s always on the job. No bag, box, or container of any kind is allowed on the premises without a thorough search . . .
She does not hesitate to explain in great detail whenever something happens that does not suit her. The humans have been severely chastised on those occasions when the levels of the food dish or water dispenser dropped below acceptable levels or if she has not been properly adored when she felt she was due (pretty much all of the time).
She has been known to chase of intruders on the perimeter of the property from her observation post inside the building using nothing more than her extraordinary vocabulary augmented by her considerable attitude.
Congratulations to our staff member of the quarter – Precious!
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